Who got $75 and a MacBook Pro they don’t need?
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
me:*fails a quiz*
drake: i’m just sayin you could do better
me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*