Who got $75 and a MacBook Pro they don’t need?

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

bluelava3:

howtobeafuckinglady:

Aesthetic: Unfriendly Versace Hottie

NAOMI IS ETERNAL

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negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

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(Source: king-joaquin, via beyoncevevo)

gothpapiuwu:

me:*fails a quiz*

drake: i’m just sayin you could do better

me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*

(via sabesworld)

heartoutofhand:

francescalouiseee:

jessynightfox:

deebott:

queenofbeerss:

This dress makes me want to die

Fuck me alive

Holy shit

utterly jealous.

I NEED THIS WHAT

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